To My Fellow Baldheads,
Are you TIRED? Are you MFING TIRED like I am?
Are you FED UP with people calling us ugly and unlovable? Sick of HOLLYWOOD ELITES only casting us as BRUTES AND VILLAINS? Are you ENRAGED by the sick exploitation of companies like HIMS and KEEPS and ROGAINE generating hair-loss panic, pumping us full of chemicals, and extracting profits off of our pain?
I know you are. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.
Welcome to BALD CULTURE. My friends. This is not a company. This is a movement. It's a revolution. We are going to change the perception of baldness, and heal this world one hairless head at a time.
OUR GOALS:
- Elect A Bald President
- Have a Bald Movie star gross 1B+ at the box office
- Create a Bald PAC to advance a bald positivity agenda at all levels of gov't
- Have a Bald Musician hit #1 on the Billboard Top 100
- Have a Bald Mogul win an EGOT
If you believe in this movement, THENJOIN US. You can afford to stay silent no longer, my friends. SHAVE IT OFF, SHOW IT OFF, AND SPREAD BALD CULTURE WORLDWIDE!
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